He is not a polymath.
A sinuous – and masturbating – aquatic man named Thor has appeared in Iceland, two months after eagle-eyed Brits spotted him visiting the UK.
Elís Pétur Elísson, who was overseeing a fishing boat in Breiddalsvik harbour, spotted Thor relaxing on one of the floating docks on Friday. Approaching him cautiously, the group of fishermen realized that he “just cooled down.”
“He’s been there all day resting, and we’ve escaped a few times, and he hasn’t moved at all,” Elísson, 41, told SWNS after taking some photos of the marine mammal. “The weather has been very good so we thought he has traveled a lot and is now sunbathing.”
After a local news outlet published Elísson’s photos, fans immediately recognized the walrus as Thor.
The welfare and conservation manager at British Divers Marine Life Rescue compared the patches on his flippers to those of a walrus that washed ashore in the UK just months earlier. His last sighting was on January 2 in Northumberland, so his reappearance has “delighted” the sea rescue.
“After Thor’s visit to the UK we wondered if we would ever see him again,” British Divers Marine Life Rescue wrote in a Facebook post on Friday. “We are happy to hear that he is in Iceland!!”
Elísson had “no idea” that the walrus had been “read all over the world”.
“He was alive and well, and I’ll be interested to see where he turns up next!” hey he exclaimed.
Thor previously went on a masturbation rampage in front of the UK town of Scarborough heading into 2023.
Officials canceled New Year’s festivities to protect the beast, only for it to put on a NSFW sea show by rubbing one with its flipper.
Although strange, IFLScience reported that it is not unusual for wild animals to engage in X-rated solo theatrics.
As for his plans for Iceland, Thor’s lips are sealed.
